...it doesn't agree with me.

idk what Im going to do over the summer. i really don't. well, apart from msn shenanigans, you know who you are. hurr. well, that's aimed at just you gayla, seeing as you're the only sad fuck that reads this crap. HOLLA!

also, glad to report no scary rapist dreams or trippy shit where I ALWAYS DIE. it's always fun where I die, I enjoy the feeling I get in my dream. :/

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- Available: FOR ONLY £5.99 ORDER NOW AND RECEIVE SOEMTHING ELSE THAT'S ALSO OF NO FUCKING MONETARY WORTH, BUT SOMEHOW IT'S MADE TO SEEM LIKE YOU WANT IT. YEAHHHH, I WANT A FUCKING ONION CHOPPER.

- Age: 50 days from being legal. oo-er.

- Annoyance: feet, liars, self-centred people, you, A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO WON'T BE NAMED BECAUSE THEY MIGHT READ THIS AT SOME POINT I'm going to snap off your head between my thighs I swear to god

- Allergic: to good things, apparently. D:

- Animal: UNICORNS (R)

- Actor: inb4 tom hanks NO LET'S SAY RUPERT PENRY-JONES AND HIS CLASSY SEXINESS

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- Beer: you say beer, I say vodka?

- Birthday/Birthplace: om nom nom placenta

- Best Friends: is a homo

- Body Part on opposite sex: CHEEKBONES

- Best feeling in the world: being appreciated and loved for who I am. D'AWWWWW.

- Blind or Deaf: deaf, but I'd probably kill myself if I lost my senses

- Best weather: I want to be in/see a tornado/hurricane, partially because then I could go to people YOU CALL THIS A STORM? AYE, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS OUT AT SEA... okay so maybe the only time I've been out to sea is in the english channel. on a ferry. to france.

- Been in Love: I am a married woman n___n

- Been bitched out?: BITCH ME OUT AND I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS

- Been on stage?: I'M AN EXCELLENT DRI--I MEAN ACTOR

- Believe in yourself?: ooooo ambiguity fuck you

- Believe in life on other planets: IF ALLAH ALMIGHTY PEMITS IT no i jest there probably is :/

- Believe in miracles: JUST GOT REMINDED OF THAT BIT IN WATCHMEN. FUCK YOU.

- Believe in Magic: HARRY POTTER IS MY HOMEBOY

- Believe in God: nah mate :/

- Believe in Satan: it's me, if you wake me up before midday

- Believe in Santa: AND THE BULGE IN HIS RED SUIT WHEN YOU SIT ON HIS LAP

- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: ever watch most haunted? don't.

- Believe in Evolution: I LOVE YOU DARWIN

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- Car: too young to drive, and anyway, would you get in a car with me?

- Candy: guilty pleasure

- Colour: white

- Cried in school: ugh yes I used to be such a crybaby... now I'm just condescending

- Chocolate/Vanilla: vanillavanillavanilla WAIT IS THAT A WHITE MEAT/DARK MEAT QUESTION

- Chinese/Mexican: chinese <:

- Cake or pie: depends. if it's savoury pie, then pie, if it's a delicious plain sponge cake with icing on top then CAKE MOTHERFUCKER

- Countries to visit: lolidk; czech republic (again), and I've always wanted to go to north america. OH WELL SUX TO BE POOR

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- Day or Night: daybreak, so both

- Dream vehicle: EUROFIGHTER TYPHOON

- Danced: I used to do ballet despite being MASSIVELY UNGRACEFUL

- Dance in the rain?: when else do you dance?

- Dance in the middle of the street?: NATURLICH

- Do the splits?: ohhh fuck no.

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- Eggs: OR THE CHICKEN?

- Eyes: blue or grey.

- Everyone has: a penis or a vagina. or both, if you win the penis/vagina lottery.

- Ever failed a class?: NAH BOI.

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- First crush: playground crush or what? too many to mention, so let's scare you off with THOM YORKE <SCREAMS FORM THE AUDIENCE>

- Full name: GAYLEIGH ISN'T GAY, OKAY?

- First thoughts waking up: FUCK OFF FRANCES WHY TEXT AT 8:30 I;M TRYING TO SLEEP

- Food: vagina

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- Greatest Fear: dying. D: also being raped by a fat guy who thinks you're a man dressed as a chick. THAT WAS A SCARY DREAM.

- Giver or taker: depends on my mood, it really does. generally the giver, but then I get all depressed and need to lean on someone and have them shower me in love. YAY

- Goals: MARRY A RICH MAN

- Gum: to chew or not to chew that is the question

- Get along with your parents?: my mummykins at the time of writing <3

- Good luck charms: MY FRIENDS

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- Hair Colour: natural blonde but FUCKING HELL RED

- Height: 5'4" D;

- Happy: TO BE ALIVE at the moment

- Holidays: summer holidays now, bizatch. get to drink cold beer and stay out of the sun and STAY PAAAALLLEE.

- How do you want to die: without hurting anyone by dying ;______;

- Health freak?: no, LOL, HAVE YOU SEEN HOW UNHEALTHY I AM? MY STAPLE FOOD IS DIABETES

- Hate: THAT ONE PERSON OH GOD also a certain smug little rich bitch also wet hands

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(In guys/girls) I CHOOSE GUYS BECAUSE COMMENTING ON MY SEXUALITY IS SOOOO LAST WEEK
- Eye colour: blue or grey

- Hair Colour: BLONDE/RED/RANGAAAA

- Height: taller than me but not JOLLY GREEN GIANT HO HO HO tall

- Clothing Style: in people my age, mmmmmmmm indie kids

- Characteristics: funny, laid back, honest, CONSIDERATE AND KIND

- Ice Cream: IS A BIT TOO COLD TO EAT OFF SOMEONE

- Instrument: inb4 bass guitar

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- Jewelry: beadssssssssssssss

- Job: to make your day just that little bit worse

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- Kids: IN MY VAGINA? GET OUT WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THERE WHY WOULD I WANT A KID IN MY VAGINA OH GOD THAT'S WEIRD WHOEVER DESIGNED KIDS TO COME OUT OF THEIR BAJINGO IS FUCKING MESSED UP

- Kickboxing or karate: karate is for chinkies

- Keep a journal?: A JOURNAL OF PAIN WRITTEN IN MY WRISTS A RAZOR BEING MY PEN

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- Longest Car Ride: 5 hours, from margate to malvern. ugh, sticky english summers in a fucking vauxhall cavalier

- Love: YOU

- Letter: LOVE LETTERS also idk

- Laughed so hard you cried: oh god yes; WHEN I LAUGH I'M FUCKING GONE AND YOU CAN'T BRING ME BACK.

- Love at first sight: closest I'll ever get :/

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- Milk flavour: NO MILK

- Movies: IDK

- Mooned anyone?: surprisingly no. MY BOTTOM IS PRIVATE.

- Marriage: WELL OF COURSE I BELIEVE IN IT HURR DURR

- Motion sickness?: nah mate, I CAN WITHSTAND ANYTHING

- McD's or BK: OM NOM NOM IT'S FOOD WHY DO I CARE and no I;m not a fatty

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- Number of Siblings: 2

- Number of Piercings: 2; ALTHOUGH MUM IS LIKE YOU CAN GET AS MANY PIERCING AS YOU LIKE JUST NOT YOUR TONGUE

- Numbers: 3, 6, 147

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- Overused Phrases: BOLLOCKS FUCK SHIT WANKER FUCK YOU

- One wish: ohhhh I don't know; shapeshifting has always been up there, I guess.

- One phobia: not being able to show the people I love how much I really love them before its too late :/

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- Place you'd like to live: oooooo, I don't know. Prague? or in some mountains.

- Pepsi/Coke: PEPSI CAN FUCK OFF AND DIE, RIGHT NOW.

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- Quail: is for rich kids. fuck you.

- Questionnaires: THE MORE INANE THE BETTER

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- Reason to cry: being replaced/being second-rate. DON'T EVER LEAVE ME ;_;

- Reality T.V.: NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONOONOOONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO. FUCKOFFFUCKOFF.

- Radio Station: INTERNATIONAL RADIO ONEEEEE. chris moyles is a fat fuck.

- Roll your tongue in a circle?: i'll show you what i can do with my tongue, baby
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- Song: BUTTERFLIES AND HURRICANES lol sucks for me I didn;t even know muse were going on tour NOW I HAVE LOST OUT AND AM GOING TO BE SO GRUMPY

- Shoe size: UK SIZE 7, WHICH IS HUGE FOR A TEENY GIRL

- Sushi: mmmmmmm yes please

- Skipped school: YOU CAN'T STOP ME

- Slept outside: does a french petrol station count? OH, GOOD TIMES. UNTIL YOU PASS OUT

- Seen a dead body?: fuck you, tv/internet

- Smoked?: YES, ONCE

- Skinny dipped?: I WANT TO JUST TO SAY I DID I love being naked :/

- Shower daily: I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SHOWER WHY IS THIS

- Sing well?: HAHAHAHAHAHA on a good day you might not be deafened

- In the shower?: MY LIFE SUCKS

- Swear?: FUCK

- Stuffed Animals?: I sleep with 2 in my bed. a teddy bear and a stuffed husky called nanook n__n

- Single/Group dates: MY MILKSHAKE SCARES ALL THE BOYS FROM THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIKE, FUCK, RUN, KAYLEIGH;S COMING

- Strawberries/Blueberries: strawberries n_n

- Scientists need to invent: flying monkeys

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- Time for bed: AS LATE AS POSSIBLE HA

- Thunderstorms: WHEN I HEAR A CRACK OF THUNDER, I CREAM MY PANTS A LITTLE.

- Touch your tongue to your nose?: nope; ONE STRANGE THING I CAN'T DO SHOCK HORROR

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- Unpredictable: UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW MY MIND WORKS. THEN IT'S CLOCKWORK

- Under the influence?: of your sheer sexiness babe

- Understanding?: square peg round hole

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- Vegetable you hate: BRUSSEL. SPROUTS. BANE OF CHRISTMAS.

- Vegetable you love: ASPARAGUS, MANGETOUTTTT <3

- Vacation spot: prague, I miss you.

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- Weakness: sexy boys ;_;

- When you grow up: CRAZY CAT LADY

- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: zay IS me D: BET SHE SECRETLY PINES FOR MR CROOKED EYES TOO

- Who makes you laugh the most: your mum~ GO ON GUESS

- Worst feeling: being unloved ;___________________________________;

- Wanted to be a model?: HEEHEE YES

- Where do we go when we die: if you made out a will, where you wrote. I WANT TO BE SCATTERED ON THE MOON OR IN A CHILDREN'S BALL PIT

- Worst weather: THE SUN GO AWAY I HATE YOU

- Walk with a book on your head?: i wouldn't recommend it in my case

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- X-Rays: MY HIPS BUT THEY LOOKED NORMAL IDK

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-Year it is now: PARTY LIKE IT'S 1799

-Yellow: ugh ugh ugh

Z
- Zoo animal: WOLVES AND OTTERS AND BEARS AND TIGERS

- Zodiac sign: VIRGO THE VIRGIN if that's foreshadowing something it's not funny